I'm Simon Haynes, programmer and author. Welcome to my website.

I'm a frequent Twitter user, and I have a Facebook author page. Feel free to drop by and say hello.

I'm lucky enough to have been published in five countries (soon to be six), and you'll find my work on all the major book-selling sites.

Flower Pressing - Crushing things

Er... you know I'm kidding, right? My idea of flower pressing is driving across a field in my car. Although now I think of it, I realise my novels feature flower pressing... Hal Spacejock lands his ship in several fields.