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A Robot Named Clunk (Audiobook) by Simon Haynes
Narrated by Graeme Hague
Running time: 8 hours 10 minutes (approx)
In a vast, inhabited galaxy, two ruthless businessmen are virtually at war. They don't care who gets crushed in their struggle to compete, and their latest victims are a junky old robot and a penniless cargo pilot.
Hal Spacejock, the pilot, dreams of running a huge, intergalactic freight company. Unfortunately, his current 'fleet' consists of an ancient rust-bucket of a ship... and he can't afford to refuel it.
In fact, he's not even sure how to fly it.
Clunk, the elderly robot, is a qualified pilot with years of experience. Sadly, he's about to embark on his final voyage... straight to the nearest scrap heap.
But it's not over yet.
These two misfits are about to meet, and they'll have one chance to work together on an urgent cargo delivery.
Unfortunately, Hal doesn't trust robots... and Clunk isn't that wild about humans, either.
Buckle up for mayhem, mischief and payback as the creaky old robot and the down-on-his-luck space pilot turn the tables on the bad guys... and each other.
With lashings of accidental destruction, random mechanical breakdowns and some really lousy flying, Hal and Clunk are bound to come out on top.
Eventually.
Sort of.
"Brilliantly quirky, wildly absurd"
"The perfect blend of adventure, conflict and laughable moments"
The Hal Spacejock series is perfect for fans of Hitchhiker's Guide and Red Dwarf
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Hal Spacejock, the pilot, dreams of running a huge, intergalactic freight company. Unfortunately, his current 'fleet' consists of an ancient rust-bucket of a ship... and he can't afford to refuel it.
In fact, he's not even sure how to fly it.
Clunk, the elderly robot, is a qualified pilot with years of experience. Sadly, he's about to embark on his final voyage... straight to the nearest scrap heap.
But it's not over yet.
These two misfits are about to meet, and they'll have one chance to work together on an urgent cargo delivery.
Unfortunately, Hal doesn't trust robots... and Clunk isn't that wild about humans, either.
Buckle up for mayhem, mischief and payback as the creaky old robot and the down-on-his-luck space pilot turn the tables on the bad guys... and each other.
With lashings of accidental destruction, random mechanical breakdowns and some really lousy flying, Hal and Clunk are bound to come out on top.
Eventually.
Sort of.
"Brilliantly quirky, wildly absurd"
"The perfect blend of adventure, conflict and laughable moments"
The Hal Spacejock series is perfect for fans of Hitchhiker's Guide and Red Dwarf
The Hal Spacejock Series:
These novels are standalones, not sequels. No cliffhangers at the end!