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Hal Spacejock

The science fiction
comedy series
by
Simon Haynes

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Hal Spacejock & Hal Junior

Ebook editions are available from Smashwords, Amazon, B&N and iTunes
Paperbacks are available from bookstores and online retailers.

Where to buy Hal Spacejock book 1Where to buy Hal 2Where to buy Hal 3Where to buy Hal 4

And finally, where to buy Hal Junior: The Secret Signal

Apart from the usual outlets, you can also order ebook editions of my work, below, with immediate delivery via email.



80,000 words, 260 pages

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Hal Spacejock 01 Ebook



"Deliberately mixing anachronisms with futuristic gadgets, Haynes pokes wicked fun at our own iPod and cellphone obsessions, while looking more seriously at issues of identity, friendship and freedom." SffWorld

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All four ebooks just $9.99

Hal Spacejock books 1-4 bundle



This bundle includes all four novels in multiple DRM-free formats!

"What I most like about Haynes' novels are that they are so well thought out. The plots are bullet-proof, with no loose ends or unexplained anomalies. His writing style is very easy to read and draws you into reading 'just one more page'" - Dooyoo.co.uk






80,000 words, 260 pages

You get: Epub/Mobi/Rtf

Hal Spacejock 02 Second Course Ebook



"The rich variety of characters and the very clever humour is attention-holding from beginning to end. I can't wait for the next in the series." CMIS Evaluation

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80,000 words, 260 pages

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Hal Spacejock 03 Just Desserts Ebook



"This book is dangerous. You should not read it on public transport. The constant sniggering and occasional bursts of hearty laughter are likely to get you strange looks at best, and a consultation with a psychiatrist at worst ... This is fantastic comedy in every sense of the word, and very addictive." /dev/random

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90,000 words, 290 pages

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Hal Spacejock 04 No Free Lunch Ebook



"With his gift for satire, science fiction author Simon Haynes is the Australian Terry Pratchett. In evidence I submit "No Free Lunch", a rollicking SciFi showcasing the adventures of that square-jawed, square-shooter spaceman Hal Spacejock." Midwest Book Review

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How does it work?


• Choose your purchases with the 'Add to Cart' buttons (below), then make your payment.
• When you check out, the automated delivery system will email your ebooks as ZIP files
• Each zip file contains the relevant novel in DRM-free mobi, epub and RTF formats *
• This means you can buy a copy and send it to someone else even if you're not mad keen on science fiction!
    (Obviously don't send your copy to ten other people ...)

* MOBI and EPUB files work on ebook readers such as the Kindle, the Sony Reader, the Nook, the iPad and so on, and the RTF file can be used on the rest. (You can also read the rtf file on your PC, and there are free ebook programs like Calibre which allow you to read mobi and epub files on your computer as well.)