I'm Simon Haynes, programmer and author. Welcome to my website.

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I'm lucky enough to have been published in five countries (soon to be six), and you'll find my work on all the major book-selling sites.



Hal Spacejock & Hal Junior

On this page you can buy ebook editions of (almost) all my work, in multiple formats. Pay with Paypal or credit card and get immediate delivery to your inbox.

Ebooks and paperbacks are also available from major bookstores and retailers - just search their catalogues for 'Spacejock', 'Hal Junior' or 'Simon Haynes'.




The first FOUR ebooks just $9.99

Does not include Hal Junior or Hal Spacejock 5

Titles also available separately - scroll down for details

Hal Spacejock books 1-4 bundle


This bundle includes the first four Hal Spacejock novels in multiple DRM-free formats!

"What I most like about Haynes' novels are that they are so well thought out. The plots are bullet-proof, with no loose ends or unexplained anomalies. His writing style is very easy to read and draws you into reading 'just one more page'" - Dooyoo.co.uk








80,000 words, 260 pages

Hal Spacejock 01 Ebook


"Deliberately mixing anachronisms with futuristic gadgets, Haynes pokes wicked fun at our own iPod and cellphone obsessions, while looking more seriously at issues of identity, friendship and freedom." SffWorld

Your Price $2.99

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80,000 words, 260 pages

Hal Spacejock 02 Second Course Ebook


"The rich variety of characters and the very clever humour is attention-holding from beginning to end. I can't wait for the next in the series." CMIS Evaluation

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80,000 words, 260 pages

Hal Spacejock 03 Just Desserts Ebook


"This book is dangerous. You should not read it on public transport. The constant sniggering and occasional bursts of hearty laughter are likely to get you strange looks at best, and a consultation with a psychiatrist at worst ... This is fantastic comedy in every sense of the word, and very addictive." /dev/random

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90,000 words, 290 pages

Hal Spacejock 04 No Free Lunch Ebook


"With his gift for satire, science fiction author Simon Haynes is the Australian Terry Pratchett. In evidence I submit "No Free Lunch", a rollicking SciFi showcasing the adventures of that square-jawed, square-shooter spaceman Hal Spacejock." Midwest Book Review

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65,000 words, 275 pages

Hal Spacejock 05 Baker's Dough Ebook


"With his gift for satire, science fiction author Simon Haynes is the Australian Terry Pratchett. In evidence I submit "No Free Lunch", a rollicking SciFi showcasing the adventures of that square-jawed, square-shooter spaceman Hal Spacejock." Midwest Book Review

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70,000 words, 300 pages

Hal Spacejock 06 Safe Art Ebook


"With his gift for satire, science fiction author Simon Haynes is the Australian Terry Pratchett. In evidence I submit "No Free Lunch", a rollicking SciFi showcasing the adventures of that square-jawed, square-shooter spaceman Hal Spacejock." Midwest Book Review

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85,000 words, 370 pages

Hal Spacejock 07 Big Bang Ebook


"With his gift for satire, science fiction author Simon Haynes is the Australian Terry Pratchett. In evidence I submit "No Free Lunch", a rollicking SciFi showcasing the adventures of that square-jawed, square-shooter spaceman Hal Spacejock." Midwest Book Review

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Hal Spacejock 7 was first published as a ten-part serial. I've included links to those parts (below) for people who are halfway through the series - please don't buy these AND the complete novel (above)!




7,000 words, 20-30 pages

Hal Spacejock 07 Big Bang (Part One) Ebook


Hal Spacejock 7 is a serialised novel to be released in 8-10 parts.

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7,000 words, 20-30 pages

Hal Spacejock 07 Big Bang (Part Two) Ebook


This is part TWO of the Hal Spacejock 7 serialised novel.

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7,000 words, 20-30 pages

Hal Spacejock 07 Big Bang (Part Three) Ebook


This is part THREE of the Hal Spacejock 7 serialised novel.

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7,000 words, 20-30 pages

Hal Spacejock 07 Big Bang (Part Four) Ebook


This is part Four of the Hal Spacejock 7 serialised novel.

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7,000 words, 20-30 pages

Hal Spacejock 07 Big Bang (Part Five) Ebook


This is part FIVE of the Hal Spacejock 7 serialised novel.

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7,000 words, 20-30 pages

Hal Spacejock 07 Big Bang (Part Six) Ebook


This is part SIX of the Hal Spacejock 7 serialised novel.

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7,000 words, 20-30 pages

Hal Spacejock 07 Big Bang (Part Seven) Ebook


This is part SEVEN of the Hal Spacejock 7 serialised novel.

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7,000 words, 20-30 pages

Hal Spacejock 07 Big Bang (Part Eight) Ebook


This is part EIGHT of the Hal Spacejock 7 serialised novel.

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7,000 words, 20-30 pages

Hal Spacejock 07 Big Bang (Part Nine) Ebook


This is part NINE of the Hal Spacejock 7 serialised novel.

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15,000 words, 50-60 pages

Hal Spacejock 07 Big Bang (Part Ten) Ebook


This is part TEN (final) of the Hal Spacejock 7 serialised novel.

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30,000 words, 180 pages

Hal Junior: The Secret Signal Ebook


The Secret Signal will appeal to readers with a sense of humour and a taste for adventure.

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Order a signed copy from the author






34,000 words, 190 pages

Hal Junior 2: The Missing Case Ebook


Written for independent readers aged 9+, The Missing Case will appeal to kids with a sense of humour and a taste for adventure.

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32,000 words, 190 pages

Hal Junior 3: The Gyris Mission Ebook


Written for independent readers aged 8+, The Gyris Mission will appeal to kids with a sense of humour and a taste for adventure.

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Order a signed copy from the author







How does it work?


• Choose your purchases with the 'Add to Cart' buttons and make payment when ready.
• When you check out, the automated delivery system will email your ebooks as ZIP files
• Each zip file contains the relevant novel in DRM-free mobi, epub and RTF formats *
• This means you can buy a copy and send it to someone else even if you're not mad keen on science fiction!
    (Please don't share your copy though. Without sales the series will cease to exist.)

* MOBI and EPUB files work on ebook readers such as the Kindle, the Sony Reader, the Nook, the iPad and so on, and the RTF file can be used on the rest. (You can also read the rtf file on your PC, and there are free ebook programs like Calibre which allow you to read mobi and epub files on your computer as well.)