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... with these anti-heroism Hal Spacejock Fridge Magnets


(As of March 2011 there are approximately 50 left.)


Stick em up!

Commissioned to celebrate the launch of Hal Spacejock 4: No Free Lunch. Stick one on your fridge, on your car, on your PC case... who knows, one day they might be valuable. And the magnets could be worth something, too.

To receive yours, just send a stamped, self-addressed envelope* to:

Hal Spacejock Freebies
c/o Simon Haynes
PO Box 127
Belmont WA 6984


* No stamp needed if the delivery address is within the City of Canning, Western Australia.

Terms and Conditions:
1. Available to Australia only.
2. Your address won't be used for marketing. I'll just be posting the items to you, not entering details into a database.
3. If you repost this offer anywhere else, include the URL and a note that people should check it for availability.